"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened".....Dr. Seuss

"Don't go away mad, just go away".....Motley Crew

"Breet Sux". The Pix

Due to not just a few requests for some comments regarding the
retirement (supposedly) of the Pix' long time punching bag Breet, here
are some rapid fire shots....

Is he really gone? Somehow, like with the Clintons and the Yankees,
it's very hard to believe that the universe could actually be freed of
such a persistent pestilence. I firmly expect Breet "comeback" rumors
to swirl around the NFL this offseason. To wit: Breet supposedly spoke
to Randy Moss over the weekend to get him to come to GB. Breet's agent
also says that Packers management was conspicuously absent in regards to
the mandatory Jan and Feb slurpapalooza. So Breet wakes up Monday
morning feeling a little neglected and decides to take his ball and go
home. Whaaaa. So if the Packers get Moss and beg Breet to return he
comes back? Whatever. This dude is more fickle than a high school diva
agonizing over who get's the privalege of taking her to the prom. Trust
the Pix, we haven't heard the last of Breet. Even if he takes the year
off, '09 is a possibility. Maybe he can link up with Debbie Clemens,
get some of that good HGH and sign with the team in November if the Pack
gets off to a slow start. Too bad Peter King is in Afghanistan right
now. This must be killing him. I just don't think it's over yet....just
sayin'.

Let's get to the real news of the day. Idol contestant David Hernandez
is being outed by CNN that he used to work at a male strip joint giving
lap dances to dudes and dancing for tips. Wait, there's a male Idol
contestant being "outed" and it's not Danny Noriega? What the....?

To be fair, almost all the male contestants this year could be starring
in a off broadway production of "The Birdcage". They seriously should
bag bringing in Bon Jovi this year and just turn the show over to Elton
John, George Michael and Nathan Lane. Danny Noriega makes Sanjaya look
like John Wayne on Dianabol. And that 17 year old midget isn't fooling
me either. He's as sincere as the afformentioned Hillary trying to
pretend she's anti NAFTA and not sending pictures of Obama dressed like
Al Zarqawi around the internet faster than Bill can download the latest
pics from "Hottestmyspacechix.com". Admit it, you looked it up.

Finally, let's just get this out of the way so we don't have to lead off
next season with it. Thegamethatshallnotbementioned. It was horrible.
I'm not remotely prepared to discuss it. The only potential balm for
the wound will be watching the Sox get their World Series rings again.
In front of the Yankees. Again. Hopefully that will help. Deep down
though, I believe that as much as I believe Breet is really retiring and
the Clintons will be exiting the political landscape.

"I voted before the war before I voted against it". John Kerry

"For the first time in three years I didn't feel like this was my last
game. I would like to continue" Breet, Jan 21, 2008.

"I know I can still play, I'm just tired". Breet, March 3, 2008.

Just Sayin'.....