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Let's jump right in, shall we? For those of you who have been reading the Pix for the last few years, welcome to the blog. Thanks to Jamie Tedford, the Pix was dragged into the internets age with the google and here we are. Thanks Jamie. The three main reasons for the transition from email are convenience, getting away from big brother and the ability to blog from home after a few cans of deliciousness. If it's anything like the Pix' drinking and dialing days from the 90's things should get interesting. A quick review of the last few years....


Breet=Brett Farve. Public enemy #1. Since Breet can't spell his last name correctly we've decided to help him with his first as well. Please browse the archives to get the true flavor of the Pix disdain for the main stain. He's a douche. (did you see that? The Pix swore.....first time in the history of the Pix. FREEDOM).

Ladudian Tampon=Ladanian Tomlinson. Overrated and lame. Took and continues to take massive beatdowns after complaining about Pats celebrating on Chargers field.

Turd Burglar=Ben Roethlisberger. Overrated. Weaker arm than Matt Cassell with half the ability to read a defense. Hid behind great Steeler line for years but couldn't hide from the Pix. Likes to sign multi million dollar contracts and then ride his rice rocket sans helmet.

Sarah Palin. Please refer to the 9/3 beatdown given to presumptive VPILF. Now that she is making noises about running in 2012, the Pix can breathe a sigh of relief. There's nobody with a comedy ceiling higher than Sarah. She'll be leaving us for a while after next Tuesday, but let's hope she doesn't stay away for long. Maybe she'll even give her first press conference some day. (one last thing......we know Sarah is somewhat anti-academic, but shouldn't her kids be in school and not on the campaign trail? Is it summer vacation in Alaska? Shouldn't Willow, Trag, Butterknife and Sand dune be getting an education?)

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Nada the last few weeks. 32 and 14 on season vs spread. For entertainment purposes only.

Buffalo-5 over Jeets. Since the Pix has been on hiatus, it has been revealed that Breet called the Lions in an effort to foil Aaron Rodgers and the Pack. In addition, Deanna Favre is all ove the national media crying that people have been mean to Breet. Deanna, Mother Theresa had worse pub than your husband, who, while racking up the all time league interception record was treated daily to full body massages with happy endings from the entire league media. These people will never get it. Louis IV acted less entitled. Prediction: if Breet throws 2 first half picks, he retires. Then, well, you know.

Chi-12 vs DET

Jax-7 at Cinci. TJ houseyourmamma guaranteed to the Bungles faithful this week that they would win at least on game this season. Um, ok. The Pix guarantees that the S+P 500 will not go to zero. Feel better?

Cleve even over Ravens. Just don't know if Joey Flaccid will stay up for the Ravens (rim shot).

TB-9 over KC. Yawn
Houston + 5 over Minny. Blurgh.
Arizona-2 over Rams. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.

GB +6 over Ten...And we're back. At some point the Pix would like to write more about his pilgrimage to Mecca (Lambeau Field) a few weeks back. Here's some quick and dirty......it is impossible to go to this stadium and tailgate with Packer fans and not immediately become a Pack fan. Granted, the Pix couldn't say this if Breet were involved, but he no longer is. The Philly fans are every bit as enthusiastic as Pack fans but they can't compete with the atmosphere that is GB. (The Pix is a homer, but please don't mention Pats games or the Foxboro fans. We just aren't in the same league). We were the only car in our tailgate section with tickets to the game! These people just tailgate, get hammered and go home to watch the game and eat more Brats. They truly get it. The Pix would also take the over on percent of fans at the game that had recently killed something. Just sayin'. Huge thanks to Jeff Walker and Dick Davis for introducing the Pix to the "Sconnie" way of life. Bacon, birds, beer, brats and no Breet. Delicious. Once the Pix figures out the internets more, some photos of the pilgrimage will be up on the blog.

Mia +3 over Donkees. Ricky Williams says, "vote yes on question 2".

Giants-7 over Romosexuals. Watching Jerry Jones' face when he lies to the camera about Wade Philips' job security or how Pac man is just misunderstood is almost as good as watching McCain try to keep a straight face about how Wasilla Sarah is qualified to be President. Their faces go completely red and their eyes start twitching like inspector Clouseau's lieutenant or Kathryn Hepburn on two pots of black coffee (thanks to Nick Depaulo).

Atl-3 over Oakland. For Halloween, Al Davis is going to go as.......Al Davis.

Philly-7 over Sea. Is this line right? Lock of week. (carefull TC)

Wash-1 over Turd. The Burglar needs to watch his grape this week. He'd be safer on a motorcycle than behinc the battered Steeler line.

Indy -5 over Pats. Sorry, that's just how it is going to go down. The Pix still has the Pats making the playoffs, but the Colts entire season is on the line here.

That wraps up the first blog entry not copy and pasted from past emails. Feel free to comment (another pro for the blog format) and check back for mid week updates. The Pix will have an updated jihad list soon as well as a consumer product review of major toilet paper brands.

Happy Halloween

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