6:48....

6:49....handoff on second and 20? Really?

6:50....third and 17...Skirt Warner wets himself. The Pix had the under.

6:51....Conan O'brian for Bud Light.....and......what a wet fart. Horrible. Memo to Bud light, these ads are costing 3 mil per 30 seconds. How can this campaign be this bad? This is perplexing. The Pix is perplexed. Rating, Mangina.

6:55.....Deliciousness #4, meet the Pix. Pleasing.

6:66....Mr. and Mrs Okeafor must have really gone back and forth between Bill Okeafor and......wait for it........Chike. Pronounced Cheaky. Oh, and the refs just cheated for Pitt again with a no call on the clip when Turd scrambled and completed the pass to Miller. This game is over. So far the only stench more foul than these refs is the Bud Light campaign.

7:01....end of first quarter.

7:02....Bridgstone tires with Mrs Potato head back seat driving. Pretty good stuff. Rating, Faulk.

7:03....Castrol oil with monkees....who made the rule that every SB had to have ads with monkees? Monkees aren't funny....unless they are throwing things at dudes' nuts.

7:04....Hines Ward is Madden's new Breet. Break out the knee pads.

7:05...."Land of the Lost". Sucked in the 70's. Will suck harder now.

7:06.....Chick in her underwear. Strong. Another monkey, weak. Rating, Ladudian

7:07....Danica Patrick for "Go Daddy.com". Me likey. Rating, Randy Moss.

7:08.....Touchdown Pitt. Thanks for the no call on the clip.

7:09...."I'm good". Pretty amusing. Uh, oh. This is for diet cola? No thanks. Pix just added all diet colas to Jihad list. Rating, Jets

7:10..Bud ad with dalmation. Awesome. Are Bud and Bud light connected somehow? Because their ad campaigns have as much in common as John and Yoko. Rating, Jerod Mayo.

7:12......another Bud ad. Pix calls it the horny horse. Get some Mr. Ed. Get some. Rating, Wes Welker.