Sunday, February 1, 2009

Cardinals resembling Bud Light

7:15....first first down for Fraudinals. Madden talks about something totally unrelated.

7:17....why is Arizona trying to run the ball? There's a reason Deval Patrick's wife isn't a model. She's ugly. And the Frauds can't run against Pittsburgh. Unrelated? Methinksnot.

7:19...another flag on Az. None so far on Pitt. Hmmmm....somewhere Mike Holmgren nods his head.

7:20...first and 10 on the 3. Pleasing.

7:21.....Pleasing, pleasing, pleasing......and DELICIOUS.

7:22.....Cars.com, NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Such a good start and then........more anticlimactic than Sara Palin's career.

7:28...first penalty on Turds. Pretty much had to call that one. And.......a makeup call. Encroachment on Az. They could call that on every play.

7:30....The Pitt punter is named Mitch Berger. Pretty sure he did my taxes in 1998.

7:31....This game is getting good. Oops, personal foul on Cards. Bullshit call. Refs back on track.

7:34....Etrade. Lame. Rating, Joe Klecko. They had an ad around 5 or so that was hilarious. Which is why the Pix was disappointed in this one.

7:36....Edge drops a gimmie. Pathetic. Another flag on AZ. Refs are in a groove.

7:38....Drink...........a...........bility. The Pix will say it. Worst Superbowl ads in the history of the game.

7:41. Interception. Pleasing.

7:42. Grim Reaper, taxes, whatever.

7:43. Talking flowers...."go home to your fat smelly cat". Um, I think we have a winner. Rating, Brady plus Belichick.

7:44. Leno in a car. Is he still on TV?

7:46.......Madden, "this is what Kurt Warner likes" on a play when the blitzer comes unblocked and punches his grill. Well said, John.

7:47....Cheetos, pigeons.....I guess this is supposed to be anti skanks on cell phones. Um, ok. Rating, Faulk.

7:49....Oohhh. Bad reverse jinx stat on Warner. Let's see how this plays out.

7:51...yep. The jinx proves true. Pick 6. Wait, flag. Against Az. Given.

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