Final post of season

First off, let's reveal the answers to yesterday's quiz anc crown a winner:

1. Da'rick
2. Sharrif
3. Martavious
4. Trovon
5. Neiron
6. Alfy
7. Lache
8. Eddrick
9. Tevin
10. Quinton
1. Jawuan
2. Sione
3. Latwan
4. Khairi
5. Ego
6. Roszell
7. DeAires
8. Major
9. All 4 were real
10. Markeith

Congratulations to Cappy for correctly naming 13. Official Nephew Will got 12 correct and was penalized for attempting to engage the Pix in illegal behavior. Very unfortunate indeed. Jerry O decided to win the contest by only naming half (well played, sir) and Wardo sent a seperate email due to not being able to register with Google. The internets can be confusing. Surpisingly, no birds signed up for the free breasticle examination. Being the supporter of cancer awareness that he is, the Pix has decided to generously extend this offer for the forseeable future. You are welcome.

Before we get to the Superbowl, the Pix has some loose ends to tighten up.

1. Congratulations to Mass holes for electing nudie boy Scott Brown to the Senate. The reverse jinx that the Pix whammied Martha Coakley with worked like magic. Senator elect Brown then proved on election night that he can say something stupid just like the rest of Congress when he all of a sudden felt compelled to comment on his daughter's "availability". Better yet, the media uncovered a music video the next day starring wifey Gail Huff from the 80's in which she simulates a hand dukey with a bottle of sun tan lotion and frees "the girls" before diving topless off a row boat. Well done, Gail. For those of you who missed it, the video is titled "The girl with the curious hand". Curious indeed....

2. Staying with politics for a moment, the Pix wouldn't be the Pix without a swipe at hypocrital, homophobic, intergallacticaly uneducated, tea bagging religious fanatic "retard" Sarah Palin. And yes, the Pix is aware that he just insulted someone's intelligence with a grammatically incorrect run on sentence. The Pix loves him some irony. Anyway.......it seems that Palin's PAC has been purchasing thousands of copies of her ghost written fairy tail "Going Rogue" at near 30 bucks a pop. In addition to artificially inflating book sales, is this not, in fact, laundering money to herself through her own PAC (political action committee)? She receives royalties for every book sold, no? What a dumbass.

3. Staying with politics one more time....the Pix loves watching and reading about these politicians who are working themselves into a lather over the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy over gays in the military. Granted, this is just a cheap trick by Obama to pander to the far left, but really guys? This is the battle you want to fight? The Pix just finds it hard to believe that General Nathan Lane is going to get Delta force to drop their weapons and spontaneously break into a production of "La Cage aux Folles". It is beyond amazing that election cycle after election cycle Congress allows its agenda to get hijacked by the culture wars. Unfortunately, it is true that the country gets the Congress the it deserves.

4. John Edwards. Precisely.

5. Then there is Breet. The Pix correctly predicted in week one that the football gods would smite Breet at the most delightful moment possible. And so it happened. With only needing to maintain field position and let Ryan Longwell (8 for 8 in his last 8 attempts over 50 yards) kick the winning field goal, Breet choked worse than Carrie Prejean trying to avoid discussing her sex tapes on "Larry King". A greatful nation was spared the horror that would have been Breet-a-palooza if the me first attention whore had advanced to the big game. As one Sports illustrated scribe wrote, "there are three things a baby boy learns when he is brough into this world, if you cry someone will feed you, if you soil yourself someone will change your diaper.........and never ever roll right and throw across your body into double coverage." Delicious. Now the Breet watch begins. Allow the Pix to end the suspense.....water is wet, Russia is big, Hilary Clinton has cankles, E equals MC squared and Breet comes back in August after once again stringing along the pathetic sports media.

On to the Superbowl. But first, one last public service anouncement for the ladies....Superbowl weekend is a high holiday. Copious amounts of deliciousness, all the finest meats and cheeses, endless watching of Skinemax, the Hitler chanel, ESPN and the NFL network, silencing of the chilluns...you get the picture. If you want a little relationship advice, dear birds, and the Pix knows you do, you will treat your man appropriately this weekend. After all, that fraudulent ridiculous day, Feb 14, is soon approaching and the tables will be turned. Check thyselves before you wreck thyselves. And if you want a card or something in a few weeks, now is the time to start earning it. Just sayin'.

New Orleans 38, Indy 35. The Pix has begun to spend copious amounts of time in the bunker recently analyzing and dissecting the the all important Patriot's draft. The Pix would like either Clemson rb CJ Spiller or USC safety Taylor Mays in the first round, followed by an assortment of hybrid de/lb types in the next 3 rounds. As far as the SB is concerned, the Pix just thinks the Saints have too many weapons on offense and that a hobbled Dwight Freeney will spell doom for the Indy D. Look for Freeney and Mathis to switch end positions as Freeney can't push off his right ankle. Peyton will be Peyton, but people tend to forget his propensity to choke in big games. He was horrible in the SB win over the Bears. He can be rattled when things don't go his way. As usual, the refs will cheat for the Colts, but this will be balanced by the fact that the crowd will most likely be strongly in favor of the Saints (underdog/Katrina theory). In the end, the football gods will reward the city of New Orleans for their years of suffering.

That is it and that is all. Thanks to the readers for chillin with the Pix this season. Hopefully the birds have picked up some helpful tips along the way. Remember, price of annual subscription is 1 G adn T per year. Some readers have been coming up a little short...

Until late next summer.....Pix out.