Pre Super Pix: National Signing Day

Barring any unforseen tomfoolery in the next 24 hours, there will be a Super Bowl Pix tomorrow. In the meantime, we must turn our attention to one of the most important days of the year (which was yesterday); National signing day. NSD is the day when high school recruits must inform the college of their choice that they are indeed accepting the scholarship that has been offered. More importantly, it is the day that all of the silly names that baby mamas all across the country have bestowed upon their unsuspecting offspring are revealed. How unfortunate to be named Rontavious or Kelderion. Yet........how delicious for us.

Last year we had ourselves a little contest whereby three false names were inserted into the list of ridiculousness. Official amigo Wardo won the contest, but was subsequently disqualified due to hijinks and malfeasance. He Googled the names. The Pix suggests you return throught the magic of the archives to the Feb 7 post from last year to review this travesty.............


Welcome back. This year we will be handling things a bit differently. Due to the fact that this year's names seem far more normal than last year, The Pix has constructed a multiple choice quiz. Once again, the winner will receive one delicious vessel of liquid intoxicant courtesy of the Pix, as well as some bonus prizes. Please submit your answers in the comments section or, as usual, do nothing. Thanking you. There is, in fact, one genuine recruit's name per foursome.....answers will be provided tomorrow.

1. a) Da'rick
b) La'rick
c) Brad'rick
d) Shithead

2. a) Laverne
b) Travesty
c) Sharrif
d) Tigre

3. a) Marlishious
b) Martavious
c) Marblehead
d) John

4. a) Fonzy
b) Travon
c) Granada
d) Trovon

5. a) Neiron
b) Nero
c) Nemo
d) Nitwit

6. A) Alf
b) Alfy
c) Asshat
d) Alex

7. a) Fartface
b) Lache
c) Simpson
d) Romo

8. a) Eddrick
b) Breet
c) Richard Dawson
d) Bar-vel

9. a) Kevin
b) Tevin
c) Levin
d) Zevin

10. a) Quinton
b) Quelvor
c) Qunt (wicked sorry)
d) Qornelius

What's that you say? 10 more??? Alrighty then....


1. a) Jazzy
b) Jawuan
c) Jerkov (Must be russian)
d) Jymmie

2. a) Sione
b) Shneider
c) Sybrus
d) Shintreevorelious (ok, I made that one up)

3. a) Latwan
b) L'amor
c) Lareu
d) Ladaye

4. a) Kijon
b) Khairi
c) Kowamagbe
d) Kase

5. a) Uranus
b) Shphincter
c) Myopia
d) Ego

6. a) Roszell
b) Goodell
c) Stern
d) Selig

7. a) DeAires
b) DeGround
c) Desea
d) DeMountains

8. a) General
b) Seargent
c) Major
d) Lieutenant Dan (the Sorrest Rump reference just overcame the Pix)

9. a) Seantrel
b) Shep
c) Janzen
d) Tai-ler

10. a) Markeith
b) Marmark
c) Mardennis
d) Marjudy


Ok, just a little appetizer for the SuperPix tomorrow (barring any unforseen Tomfoolery). Remember, there is one ACTUAL recruit name in each foursome. All commenters will receive a free handshake from the pix as well as the eternal enlightnment. All female commenters will recieve a free breast examination in honor of black history month. Or something. Pix is a little punchy today. Over and out.