Buffalo +6 over Miami. Pix would like to thank the Dolphins for providing the icing on the Sunday cake last weekend. After watching the Pats put on their display of dominance the Pix and official friends were able to enjoy watching Big Rex and the Jets play worse offense than a low end WNBA franchise. Pleasing.
Cleveland +1 over Cinmates. Riveting....
Tampa Bay -5 over Detroit. Classic week 15 match up....
Jacksonville +5 at Indy. Pix upset special of the week. Jaguars win game outright and Peyton misses playoffs for 1st time in, um, a long time.
Arizona +1 at Carolina. Ratings should almost be as high as Larry King's last week at CNN.
Get it? He's Amish. Thanking you.
Sainsts +2 over Ravens. Ssshhh. Pix has a secret for you. Ready? THE RAVENS ARE FRAUDS!! Giving up 3 td's to the Texans in last 10 minutes, plus a 2 point conversion? Fraudilicious.
Philly +3 over Vagiants. Right now, Pix sees NE playing Atlanta or Giants in super bowl. But for some reason, the Eagles own the Giants.
KC pick over Rams. If Chiefs can't beat the friggin Rams, they have no business in the playoffs.
Dallas -5 over Skins. Pix just doesn't (obviously) have the time this week, but soon there has to be a Pix style beat down of Mike Shanastain. What an idiot. What a poseur.
Houston -1 at Titans. If a game is played, but nobody watches, did it happen?
ATL -7 at Seattle. See above.
Oakland -7 over Denver. Raiders certainly have turned out to be friskier than originally anticipated. They are probably a solid first round pick away from vaulting into the tournament next year. What's that? They don't have a 1st round pick this year? Who has the pick? The Patriots? Are you kidding? The Pix had no idea.
Steelers -7 over Jets. Uh oh......
looks like someone is coming in for a rough landing......
Pix interrupts this brief football column with a scientific breakthrough that's taken years for the Pix to come up with...
"And that, gentlemen, is the Pix' theory of bird behavior during the lunar cycle".
GB +30 over Pats. Vegas won't put a line on the game without knowing if a very fuzzy and confused Aaron Rodgers will suit up for the Pack. Pix doesn't think he will, because GB knows they can't beat the Pats either way.....so why risk it? GB can cover the 30, though, maybe, possibly. We'll see.
Apologies for the briefest of brief picks. Kwanza preparation always puts a dent in Pix' free time during the holidays. Next week the Pix returns with a full effort.
Thanking you,
Pix out.
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