The Pix likes to start off Sunday mornings with a breakfast sandwich.
One egg, one slice of American cheese and some type of pork product on
an English muffin. Unfortunately, Daye (official wife of the pix), like
most consumers, purchases Thomas' English muffins as the default English
muffin. This is a problem because of the single most recognized feature
of the Thomas' brand: the nook and crannie. The Pix hates nooks and
crannies. In fact, it is precisely the existence nooks and crannies
that raises the degree of difficulty in the application process of
morning spreadables. What idiot over in England thought this was value
added? Thomas' even designed their add campaign around these evil
twins. The Pix says no more and is calling for the first boycott of the
season. No, that's too tame. Let's just go ahead and add Thomas'
English muffin to the Jihad list. For those of you who have forgotten
the list from last season, a quick reminder of the Jihad list.
1. Pickles
2. CVS
3. Undersized toilet seats
4. Cher
And now the Thomas' English muffin. The Pix.......

Arizona +8.5 over Baltimore. Following last weeks 6-10 effort, The Pix
is now 14-15-2 on the season. In need of a better week of
prognostication, the Pix goes back to old reliable: the horrendously
overrated Ravens.

New England -16 over Buffalo. I'd rather attend a Celine Dion concert
with Hilary Clinton, Barbara Streisand, Nancy Pelosi and Rosie O'donnel
followed by a three way with Ariana Huffington and Gerard Depardieu than
listen to one more sore loser drone on about spygate.

Detroit +7 over Philly. Oy Vei Gishfiggin. Donovan McNab just can't
get out of his own way. It has already been said, but how much
criticism does Eli Manning take? Or Rex Grossman? Does Rex complain
that Jewish quarterbacks are more criticized than Gentile? What about
Muslim? Donovan, puh.......lee.......ze just shut up.

Indy -5 over Houston. Whatever.

Mia +3.5 over Jets. Um, I know nobody has probably notice this yet, but
I hate the Jets. Just thought I'd let that slip. The Mangina Manjudas
has taken over as public enemy #1 from the dog whisperer and Breet. The
Pix sent Manjudas a manzere this week so he could police up his C-cups.
The package included a turd, a lighter and a paper bag with a set of
insructions.

Vikings +3 over KC. Wait, check the calendar. It's not Dec 25 and yet
Vegas has a Herm Edwards team giving points. I would take the canasta
team from Brooksby assisted living village over Herm if I'm getting a
field goal.

San Diego -4 over Packers. The Pix has snuck in two victories this
season betting on Breet. That ends this week as does the lack of weekly
beating that Breet takes in this space. Breet's stats from week one
were 23 for 42 with one pick, no td's and a rating of 58.6. Words used
to describe him in by various media members were "incomparable",
"Transcendant" and "ageless wonder". He's only 38 years old. Morten
Anderson is 49 and was signed by the Falcons this week. The Pix just
wonders if officials will stop the game and hand him the ball after he
breaks Blanda's interception record this week. George played into his
fifties by the way.

Tampa +4 over Rams.

Seattle -3 over Cincy.

Pitt -9 over SF. The short Bus is redefining the parameters of
unwatchable TV along with babbling ex Donkey Shannon Sharp. Those two
make Fred Smerlas sound like Syrano de Bergerac.

Donkeys -3 over Jax.

Cleveland +3 over Oakland.

Carolina -4 over Atlanta. Why does Jordan's furniture call their
mattress salespeople "sleep technicians"? Do they really think we're
that stupid? And do they thnk the'yre getting away with "underprices"?
I'd like to get Barry and Elliot's home numbers and call them at 3:00
am. "Hi Barry? This is the Pix. Could you send one of your sleep
technicians over here right away? I just woke up from a bad dream where
I accidentaly took a right on Spitbrook and a left on Daniel Webster.
Can't get back to sleep at all". (apologies to those who don't live in
Boston area)

Wash -4 over Giants. Goodbye Tom Coughlin. See you soon on a college
campus.

Chicago -3 over Dallas. Let's see if the Romosexuals can move the ball
on the Bears' D.

Tenn +5 over Saints. Hate to admit this, but Vince Young seems to be
more than legit.

A shout out to Jefe and TC for manning up and venturing into the Skybox
last Sunday for the Pats beat down of SD. Multiple cans of
deliciousness were consumed and no Thomas' English muffins were served.
This Sunday the Pix is threatening the Nanepahmet St area despite the
rumor that there is no more booze left in Marblehead after the Gallup's
fiesta. For those of you who haven't heard, the Newhall cup is this
Saturday. (for you Acky). Enjoy your weekends........