As the new TV season kicks off the Pix is forced to examine the
networks's new fall lineup and ask........what the #@^&*?????????? The
Bionic Woman? Really? That's the best they could come with? I suppose
Alf was holding out for too much glue. Why not just team up Bea Arthur
and Angela Lansbury for a remake of Cagney and Lacey? Let me get this
straight.......Friday Night Lights is already relegated to the Friday
night graveyard, ER is most likely in it's last season, HBO and Showtime
cxled their best shows (Huff, Deadwood and Rome) and now we are stuck
with a new season of ............absolutely nothing good. After the
baseball playoffs it will be a nightly search through the Food network,
History and Travel channels and reruns of shows from prior DECADES.
Amazing that M.A.S.H is still totally watchable. I'd rather watch an
episode of The Waltons (before grandma's stroke...she looked too weird
after that) than CSI Tewksbury or whatever is going on with Howie Mandel
and those suitcases. It's bad enough that Hollywood is incapable of
producing much outside of Spiderman 3, Batman 4, Superman 3, Catwoman
etc....I don't have to go see that nonsense. But I am expecting a
little something for the nights I stay at home considering my cable bill
is more per month than a new television (non flat screen). Until then
I'll just continue to contemplate the mysteries of why Andy is still
living with Aunt B despite the fact that Miss Crump is pretty hot and
why Otis is constantly in the wrapper even though there are no bars in
Mayberry. The Pix........

Arizona -3 over Rams. Speaking of 1950 reruns, the dude who played
Superman looks like Phil Mickelson after the holiday season. And why is
his underwear on the outside of his outfit?

Tenn -8 over Atl. No jokes here. Vince Young is everthing Vick could
have been and more. The Pix was wrong about Vince. MVP by 2011.

Saints -3 over Carolina. The Panthers are so boring the Pix didn't even
include their game last week. Yawn.

Cleve +17 over Pats. Just don't think the Guru will run it up against
his boy Romeo. He saves that for the traitors like..........

NY -3 over NY. Get it? The Pix wins no matter what.

Wash -3 over Detroit. Lions have never won in DC. Landry and Taylor
are the best safety tandem in NFL.

Jax +2 over KC. Why did Hollywood dump Robin for the Batman films?
Maybe because he looked like a skinny Nathan Lane headed out to a Mardi
Gras parade.

Houston -5 over Mia. Best new show on TV.....K'Ville. Mon nights on
Fox. Your welcome.

Seattle + 6 over Pitt. JB, 0011 and the Pix are headed to the steel
city this December for the Pitt/Jax game. The Pix is going to steal the
Hamburglar's outfit, put a number 7 on the back and write TURD over it.


Tampa +10 over Indy. Colts will rest their injured guys headed into a
bye week against a non division opponent. And Dungy will still wear his
turtleneck. Last guy spotted in public with a turtleneck was Bartman at
the 2003 Cubs/Marlins LCS. Bartman's excuse was that he's mildly
retarded. What's Dungy's?

Balt -3 over San Fran.

Denver pick over SD. Donkeys at home.

Chi +4 over GB. Nothing left to say about Breet. If he can't figure
out how to broker a long term peace in Iraq, then no one can.

Dallas -10 over Buff. This line looks wrong. Why aren't these guys
favored by 17?

That's it. Pix a day early this week due to a long weekend. Quick list
of most underrated shows ever. Discuss. Barney Miller, Mary Tyler
Moore, Rockford Files, Joanie loves Chachi (gotcha), Night Court, St.
Elswhere, Chicago Hope, Falcon Crest (guilty pleasure), Hodge Podge
Lodge (for Acky), Banana Splits, GH and the most unerrated
ever.......All In The Family.