Boston's domination of the global sports scene has the Pix somewhat
flustered. Aside from boozing until one in the morning every night of
the week (thanks to MLB's starting games at 9:00 pm)..... and the
incongruity of all these teams that we grew up being tortured by now
smoking any and all comers, The Pix can't help from feeling that the
galaxy might be getting ready to lay a beat down on us. I guess that
partially explains Hilary leading in the polls. Or Mayor Menino.
Either way, it leaves the Pix unable to put together any coherent
thoughts.......so here are some incoherent ones.

If I were the CEO of Trident, I would track down the 5th dentist and
find out what the heck his problem is. It's been like 30 years and they
can't convince this guy to come around? I'd load up on stock, take his
family hostage and then cash in when he anounced his change of heart.

What ever happened to mopeds? Aside from the fat girl jokes I can't
figure out why they haven't made a comeback yet. And with $92 barrel
oil we just build bigger SUVs. Wasn't the whole conservation thing part
of why mopeds took off in the 70's? So now we are going to build
hybrids but mopeds are no good? I don't get it. Same thing for
windsurfers. Where did all these kayaks come from?

I love the people with the "Not on our watch" signs in their yards
regarding Darfur. How pretentious. Really? Not on you watch? Seems
to the Pix that the poo is still going down in Sudan despite the fact
that you have a 3 foot sign in your yard. Here's a list of what's on
your watch........paper or plastic, Jiff or Skippy and.....wait, that's
it. That's what you are in charge of. Have at it.

TV channels should be the same everywhere. I hate going to an out of
town friend's house, ripping the remote out of his wife's hands and then
not knowing where ESPN is. Then I have to ask her and she doesn't even
know. Pathetic. The Pix.....

Cleveland -3 over St. Louis. Poor Cleveland. Really, everyone who
lives there and loves sports should just move.

Detroit +5 over Chicago. Mr. Vegas went to game one of the Series and
paid $500 to sit behind a pole. Literally sit behind a pole. For those
of you unfamiliar with Fenway, there are poles there. With seats
directly behind them. I would have paid a grand.

Indy -6 over Carolina. I want all the people moving from Cleveland to
move to Indy so we can make them our biznotches all over again.

Mia +11 over NY. Here's a direct quote from Dolphin lb Channing
Crowder, "I couldn't find London on a map unless they had the names on
the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know
Italy loods like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football
camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to
London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's
a coincidental name." He went on to say that until Tuesday he was
unaware of fact that people in London spoke English. Channing Crowder,
you are now the official European correspondent of the Pix.
Congratulations.

Ten -7 over Oakland. Really, that was an actual quote from Mr. Crowder.
Graduate of the University of Florida. (note to self, attend FU, take
business classes and become CEO of Trident).

Minn pick over Philly.
Pitt -3 over Cinmates.
Buff +3 over Jets. The mangina is 1-6, the Yanks lost Torre and are
about to lose A-rod, the Mets just pulled off one of the all time sports
gag jobs and Isiah Thomas is still GM of the Knicks. In related news,
the Pix just opened another can of deliciousness.

SD -11 over Hous. Ladudian will be "on fire" this week. (sorry, God)

Jax +5 over TB.
Saints -3 over SF.
Donkees -3 over Breet.

New England -16.5 over Wash. What else is there to say about Brady? The
Guru? Pedroia? Papelbon? Papi? Youk? The Celtics? These are heady
times indeed for the friends of the Pix. Keep your fridges stocked with
ample deliciousness, your hands on the remote and the Darfur signs off
your lawns and you will be fine.